i hardly ever gossip about

i hardly ever gossip about

$5.00

outside: happy birthday to someone i hardly ever gossip about
blank inside

4.25 x 5.5 - heavy white stock - letterpress - signature red envelope
props008 $5.00

totally do-able
$5.00
you bitch
$4.50
love you to pieces
$4.50
lame
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impending mid-life crisis
$4.50
hotter than your friends
$4.50
fucking awesome
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it could be worse
$4.50
inappropriate dreams
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my life would suck
$4.50
always somebody older
$4.50
obligated
$5.00
the person who has it all
$5.00
happy damn birthday
$4.00
like an aging child star
$4.50
you you you
$4.50
through thick and thin
$4.50
why lie about your age?
$5.00
take a bullet for
$5.00
not my age
$5.00
whatever
$4.50
always be younger
$5.00
like a model
$4.50
fine
$4.50
all warm inside
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grow older together
$4.50
had work done
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vd
$4.50
living vicariously through you
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if i suddenly get famous
$4.50
like a boy band
$4.50
if you didn't have money
$5.00
another year wiser
$4.50
they say 40 is the new 30
$4.00
like a rap star
$4.50
judge birthday present
$5.00
getting in my will
$4.50
a drunken evening
$4.50
punch in the face
$5.00
like a fat kid
$4.50
too old to go without panties
$5.00
everything you want
$4.50
happy ending
$4.50
happy birthday
$4.50
my birthday too
$4.50
tacky bridesmaid dress
$5.00
beer before liquor
$4.50
the best birthday collection
$20.00
the other best birthday collection
$20.00
birthday cards for people you like
$20.00
the bling collection
$22.00
the new black collection
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