happy damn birthday

happy damn birthday

$5.00

outside: happy damn birthday. could you do us all a favor and actually age next year?
blank inside

4.25 x 5.5 - printed on heavy white stock with signature red envelope
say002 $4.00

totally do-able
$6.00
you bitch
$5.00
love you to pieces
$5.00
lame
$5.00
the whore
$5.00
hotter than your friends
$5.00
real reason:ass-kissing
$5.00
fucking awesome
$5.00
it could be worse
$5.00
inappropriate dreams
$6.00
grow older together
$5.00
life would suck
$5.00
always somebody older
$5.00
obligated
$6.00
dirty looks
$6.00
like an aging child star
$5.00
real reason:payback is a bitch
$5.00
you you you
$5.00
gossip about
$6.00
through thick and thin
$5.00
real reason:we couldn't agree
$5.00
why lie?
$6.00
take a bullet for
$6.00
not my age
$6.00
whatever
$5.00
always be younger
$6.00
like a model
$5.00
fine
$5.00
perv
$6.00
had work done
$6.00
real reason:can't stop thinking
$5.00
vd
$5.00
living vicariously through you
$5.00
if i suddenly get famous
$5.00
like a boy band
$5.00
friend with money
$6.00
another year wiser
$5.00
40 is the new 30
$5.00
like a rap star
$5.00
judge present
$6.00
getting in my will
$5.00
a drunken evening
$5.00
punch in the face
$6.00
like a fat kid
$5.00
panties
$6.00
everything you want
$5.00
happy ending
$5.00
happy birthday
$5.00
my birthday too
$5.00
tacky bridesmaid dress
$6.00
beer before liquor
$5.00
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