totally do-able

you bitch

$5.00

love you to pieces

$5.00

lame

$5.00

the whore

$5.00

hotter than your friends

$5.00

real reason:ass-kissing

$5.00

fucking awesome

$5.00

it could be worse

$5.00

inappropriate dreams

$6.00

grow older together

$5.00

life would suck

$5.00

always somebody older

$5.00

obligated

$6.00

dirty looks

$6.00

happy damn birthday

$5.00

like an aging child star

$5.00

real reason:payback is a bitch

$5.00

you you you

$5.00

gossip about

$6.00

through thick and thin

$5.00

real reason:we couldn't agree

$5.00

why lie?

$6.00

take a bullet for

$6.00

not my age

$6.00

whatever

$5.00

always be younger

$6.00

like a model

$5.00

fine

$5.00

perv

$6.00

had work done

$6.00

real reason:can't stop thinking

$5.00

vd

$5.00

living vicariously through you

$5.00

if i suddenly get famous

$5.00

like a boy band

$5.00

friend with money

$6.00

another year wiser

$5.00

40 is the new 30

$5.00

like a rap star

$5.00

judge present

$6.00

getting in my will

$5.00

a drunken evening

$5.00

punch in the face

$6.00

like a fat kid

$5.00

panties

$6.00

everything you want

$5.00

happy ending

$5.00

happy birthday

$5.00

my birthday too

$5.00

tacky bridesmaid dress

$6.00

beer before liquor

$5.00

the best birthday collection

$24.00

the other best birthday collection

$24.00

birthday cards for people you like

$24.00

the bling collection

$24.00

the new black collection

$24.00