8 birthday cards that say what you’re really thinking. 4 designs, 2 each.
• i hope you get everything you want for your birthday / except that. and that. and that. weirdo.
• happy birthday to someone who has a good chance of getting in my will / don’t blow it
• we’re going to grow old together, you and i / you first
• you. you. you. / what i mean is… happy birthday friend!