these cards are the shit. just ask anna. 6 designs, 1 each.
• what do you give the person who has it all? / dirty looks. happy birthday
• it’s not my age that makes me feel old / it’s yours. happy birthday
• i’d be your friend even if you didn’t have money / you’re welcome. and happy birthday
• your birthday makes me feel all warm inside / inside my heart, perv
• i hear you’re not well / and now you’re sick too? bummer
• why lie about your age / there are much better things to lie about